lesson No. 1

The first thing I have learned, which is why I am doing this, is a bit of a cop-out, but I think a necessary first step: I know absolutely nothing. I am a raving moron. I may not be as big a raving moron as some of the raving morons I have encountered thus far in my adventures, but I remain, sadly, permanently, an imbecile. Accepting this, but not letting it get the better of me, I hope to chip away at the monolith of ineptitude that is my, and everyone else's life. Now, who's ready to start learning?